Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…
.-.
3x06 Red sky at morning DEAN Sammy, you better start reading. SAM Aziel, Castiel, Lamisniel, Rabam… (assorted Latin) I thought I was the only one to notice, so I thought I misheard…NO BUT WHY DOES HE REACT LIKE HE SUDDENLY RECOGNIZES THE NAME
I JUS t
stop
profound bond, that’s why.
I bet he’s been hearing that name in his dreams, and just for small moments in his head ever since he got back from Hell. Little whispers in a language he couldn’t understand but for some reason he registered as saying “Castiel.” He remembers the walk from his gravesite to the abandoned convenience store and how lonely he felt until that screeching started, and as startling as it was, it honestly filled him with an irrational sense of safety, if only for a moment.
He remembers Hell, and while he may not remember being pulled up from perdition, he remembers a scorching hand grabbing his shoulder and Enochian whispers of “I’m Castiel, I got you.”
I’ll just go and cry now.
Castiel was also mentioned in a summoning ritual that the boys used in 3x06. Sam was the one who recited it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Dean was familiar with it too. Although, since it was recited amongst a bunch of other angels’ names and they still didn’t know who/what Castiel was until they met, I suppose they just didn’t remember. Sam did read it out of a book.
…my god, you’re good. Sam says it loud and clear!
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.
HAKUNA MY TATAS
Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness
OMG.
HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY FIVE-YEAR-OLD IM GONNA CRY
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
soft satan
sad satan
little ball of rage
sassy satan
sammy satan
why did you kill gabe
:(
crying
Soft Cas,
Sad Cas,
Giving Dean a call.
Hungry Cas,
Clueless Cas,
Watch your family fall.
metatron! GO TO YOUR ROOM!








































